Robotic Neverland

I love Neverland. I love that nobody grows up there and that kids are free to do what they want without any adults to tell them otherwise. Neverland is a place where dreams can be made and realistic goals are frowned upon because they are something the old people seem to like. I love Neverland so much that my love for it seemed to be fake, almost a programed like love. I then started to think that maybe I was a robot with robot feelings and didn't even know it. So, I dedided that a trip to Neverland would be the best way to solve this question. Once there I started asking kids questions like, what computer is your favorite, what do you want to do when you grow up, and what vegatables can you stand. These types of questions were outlawed because thats what adults would ask. I was eventually captured and turned in to the leader of the kids, he did not like my questions that I was asking, he disliked them so much that he called me--a grown up. This was horrifying, I had never been called something like that before. I had never been called responsible, polite, clean, or even mature. I was thrown into jail with a few other mature kids and I started talking with them. We talked for hours about different things and after a while we realized that we needed to escape. I asked the kid gaurd if he wanted some air jordans, he wanted them more than anything. I told him that I had some on and if he came in I would give them to him. He opened the door, realized than I had no air jordan shoes and almost sounded the alarm when one of my inmate buddies knocked him out and then he died. Kids are so easy to trick. That is when I realized that I was no longer a kid, and that I could not be a robot because I decived and killed a kid and everybody knows that robots do not kill kids.