You and My Mind are Driving Me Crazy

Dear Lover,



Why do you think that you own my brain? You don't it's my brain so let me have it. Whenever I am supposed to pay attention in class or think about my future all I can think about is you. I'm thinking about you like a dog thinks about sniffing poo, like the cookie monster thinks about cookies, like milk thinks about oreo's. I'm crushin' on you like a shoe crushes an ant, like a bowling ball crushes on pins, like a bully crushes a kids dreams. I don't know why I am complaining because honestley I love thinking about you. I think about what you are doing, what you are wearing, what you are eating, are you busy or not. My mind and you are taking over my life, but I think I can get used to it, because babyall I want to think about is you. <3 Always

The Joker

My absolute favorite villain has to be the Joker. I like the Joker for these reasons. The first is that he has that unmistakable laugh that he has. Second would be because, most people claim that they have a fear of clowns. The final reason is that he does not play be even his rules.

The first reason is simply the fact that he has that unmistakable laugh that he has. I love that laugh because it is really his signature style that he has. If the joker did not have that laugh then I would not have liked him as much. With the laugh on the other hand he is a lot more easily recognized.

I love the joker is because people took something that people already have a fear of had making it even scarier. To me that is just pure genius, partly because it is easier to make him scarier and he is already some what alive. With those two combinations  you just can not lose. The joker also has other clown minions.

The joker does not even play by his rules. He has other clowns that do some dirty work and once they do their job he kills them . He even convinces them to kill each other but he still has control over them. 

Plus his makeup looks like a zombie clown, what is more scary than a zombie clown?

Love

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
―Dr. Seuss
I saw this quote and realized that I have not yet been in love. I have stayed awake because of a girl, but not really for the same reason. One day I hope to meet the girl of my dreams so that she doesn't have to continue living in my head. I want to drag her out of my head like a magician pulls rabbits out of his hat. Having another person constantly in my mind is giving me headaches and I need to relieve the tension that has been building in my mind. I need to meet this girl and convince her that it is okay to not stay in my head. That she needs to come out so I can finally meet her and get rid of this headache.

Fat Amy

This is from one of my favorite movies, Pitch Perfect. I totally believe what Fat Amy said here. Lesson learned, don't give into peer presure, and do it with swag!

Robotic Neverland

I love Neverland. I love that nobody grows up there and that kids are free to do what they want without any adults to tell them otherwise. Neverland is a place where dreams can be made and realistic goals are frowned upon because they are something the old people seem to like. I love Neverland so much that my love for it seemed to be fake, almost a programed like love. I then started to think that maybe I was a robot with robot feelings and didn't even know it. So, I dedided that a trip to Neverland would be the best way to solve this question. Once there I started asking kids questions like, what computer is your favorite, what do you want to do when you grow up, and what vegatables can you stand. These types of questions were outlawed because thats what adults would ask. I was eventually captured and turned in to the leader of the kids, he did not like my questions that I was asking, he disliked them so much that he called me--a grown up. This was horrifying, I had never been called something like that before. I had never been called responsible, polite, clean, or even mature. I was thrown into jail with a few other mature kids and I started talking with them. We talked for hours about different things and after a while we realized that we needed to escape. I asked the kid gaurd if he wanted some air jordans, he wanted them more than anything. I told him that I had some on and if he came in I would give them to him. He opened the door, realized than I had no air jordan shoes and almost sounded the alarm when one of my inmate buddies knocked him out and then he died. Kids are so easy to trick. That is when I realized that I was no longer a kid, and that I could not be a robot because I decived and killed a kid and everybody knows that robots do not kill kids.